Buford is another of the really good guys. This update is insane! I didn't change a word! Not even the "singular point" because I was afraid to screw around with the scan.
Buford, DDT, Deceased Hose and Mo get 2 points each.
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Today's obituary was penned by the noted playwright Franz Liebkind —
— and sung to the melody of Springtime for H*tl*r:
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alt.obits was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new victim
To restore its former glory
Where, oh where, was he?
Where could that stiff be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
And. Now. It's ...
Dirtnap for RochusMisch and Germany
Amelia is happy and gay!
We're typing to a faster pace
Look out, here comes our scoring ace
Dirtnap for RochusMisch and Germany
Winter for Syria and France.
Dirtnap for RochusMisch and Germany
Come on, obituarians, go into your dance
I was born in Buffalo
And that is why they call me Bill
Don't be stupid, be a smarty
Come and join the Olive Oil Party
Dirtnap for RochusMisch and Germany
Goosestep's the wrong step today
Missles no longer falling from the skies again
NSA Predator Drones are our spies (again)
Dirtnap for RochusMisch and Germany
Politicians for sale once more
Dirtnap for RochusMisch and Germany
Means that soon we'll be going
We've got to be going
You know we'll be going on to score |
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Four alt.obituarians joined Hitler's body guard, telephone operator, go-fer and bunker-buddy deep beneath the Chancelry to earn their singular point. We're hysterical! And — we're still wet!
— Buford |
