life on the road with the Stones was every teenage boy's rock-star dream. He
took champagne baths with French models, smuggled smack through customs in his saxophone,
threw TVs out hotel windows. A personal favorite: during one (presumably)
drug-fueled speedboat trip around the Mediterranean in 1971, Keys and Keith Richards
cruised up to an anchored American aircraft carrier and yelled out to some
sailors at a porthole that they were looking for weed. The sailors tossed them
a few bags of pot and, in return, Keys gave them the locations of the best
whorehouses in the nearby village and a spectacular story to tell.
to both the music and the debauchery. Hoping Bobby's heaven, like his life, is
brimming with sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll.